errogant

Refusing to admit to making errors under any circumstances.

My boss is so errogant I knew he'd be looking for a scapegoat for that screwup he made so I steered clear.

by maximthemagnificent February 21, 2014

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 01, 2014

sex seen

When you accidentally observe two people having sex that you really didn't want to.

I walked in on my grandparents doing it last night; that is definitely a sex seen I could've done without!

by maximthemagnificent March 07, 2014

bukoffee

Coffee that has had way too much cream added to it.

My grip slipped adding cream this morning and now I have a cup of bukoffee!

by maximthemagnificent April 19, 2014

eyeballs deep

To stare at someone with great lechery. The visual equivalent of "balls deep", but not strictly limited to men.

Dude, you haven't paid attention to anything else since that girl in the pink dress came into the room; you've been eyeballs deep.

by maximthemagnificent April 20, 2014

dry spell dear

A person who is very interested in or supportive of you right up until the time they stop being single. Does not have to involve any implied sense of romantic interest, but often does. Analogous to fair weather friend.

That nice guy Mike who used to joke around with me has totally dropped off the radar since he started dating. Real dry spell dear.

by maximthemagnificent November 18, 2015

piece offering

Another term for makeup sex, where "piece" is for "piece of ass".

You still fighting with your girlfriend?

Nah, she dressed up sexy and made a piece offering last night.

Nice!

by maximthemagnificent March 07, 2014