maximo hudson's definitions

spam donor

A person whose online activities generates spam on your computer. Usually a boyfriend or husband.

Not only did Glenda's boyfriend screw up her Firefox preferences whenever he used her computer, the websites he visited also made him an unwanted spam donor.

by maximo hudson June 4, 2009

smack cat

A furry feline friend who enjoys getting the area immediately preceding it's tail whacked much harder than one would imagine enjoyable.

God love him, but Little Marquis was definitely a smack cat, as evidenced by his purring while being given a rather vigorous series of whacks just in front of his tail and then asking for more.

by maximo hudson June 28, 2009

emotional affair

A pop psychology term which instills a sense of impropriety when describing Platonic and courtly love (and other forms of intimate non-sexual association). Since the relationships it defines are by definition chaste, its use is misleading and is often used manipulatively.

You call it coffee with a college professor, I call it an emotional affair.

by maximo hudson January 24, 2009

cupboard surprise

A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.

Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.

by maximo hudson May 24, 2009

anti-Islamic terrorism

An act of violence or violent intimidation carried out against an individual or group of individuals because of their Islamic faith. A hate crime.

The bomb threat phoned into the mosque by a man screaming disparaging remarks about the Prophet Mohammed was deemed an act of anti-Islamic terrorism by the authorities.

by maximo hudson August 31, 2010

Lama Internet

The personification of the vast amount Tibetan Buddhist teaching available on the internet.

Since moving, I no longer have access to a guru, so I'll just go online and ask Lama Internet.

by maximo hudson May 16, 2009

Rising above Phuket

Transcending the madness of day-to-day existence with the spiritual equipoise of a buddha. From the headline: World's Largest Buddha Rises Above Phuket.

"I'd like to recommend Johnson for the project, since it is fraught with organizational difficulty, and he is constantly rising above Phuket ."

by maximo hudson March 2, 2009