maximo hudson's definitions

spam donor

A person whose online activities generates spam on your computer. Usually a boyfriend or husband.

Not only did Glenda's boyfriend screw up her Firefox preferences whenever he used her computer, the websites he visited also made him an unwanted spam donor.

by maximo hudson June 4, 2009

Harry Potter rich

The dream many writers have of becoming wealthy from their writings. From the success of the Harry Potter novels by author J.K. Rowling.

Sure, Papa wrote about the downtrodden in his books and received critical acclaim, but his real desire was to become Harry Potter rich.

by maximo hudson May 23, 2009

toxic boyfriend

A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.

After paying for dinner yet again, Samantha wished there was a bad bank that would take over her toxic boyfriend.

by maximo hudson January 28, 2009

Presidente Por Supuesto

Barak Obama. Literally, President Of Course. A very loose Spanish translation of President Yes We Can. While nowhere close to being an accurate translation, it does convey a sense of that positive can-do attitude of the 44th president of the United States of America and it's fun to say.

If anyone can get single-payer passed it's Presidente Por Supuesto, the 44th president of the United States.

by maximo hudson July 1, 2009

bad brain day

A day when nothing anyone says to you makes sense, nothing you say makes sense to anyone else (including yourself), following directions proves problematic and items which should be readily locatable cannot be found (or are found only after much searching on top of one's head).

I knew it was going to be a bad brain day when I finally located my keys in the drawer where I always keep them, my glasses on top of my head, and remembered only after entering the now empty garage that my wife had earlier mentioned that it was her yoga day, which meant she was taking the car.

by maximo hudson June 29, 2009

bumping the grind

Making the system work for you. This may include taking home office supplies, sending out mail for free, or running your own business from work. Also known as bumpin da grind.

With his low salary and absolutely no benefits, Will realized he was never going to make it in his current job unless he began looking after his own needs and stated bumping the grind .

by maximo hudson February 5, 2009

Fifty is the new eighty.

A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years

Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.

by maximo hudson June 27, 2009