payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.
Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
White Wing (huit wing) NOUN. Wealthy caucasian conservative males who oppose all laws that would decrease their power.
It was revealed today that in 1925, Senator Strom Thurmond fathered an illegitimate daughter with a 15-year-old black housemaid. He kept the truth quiet for over 60 years as a strident supporter of segregation and opponent of civil rights laws. This kind of secret is a common occurrence in the Deep South, where the roots of the White Wing run deep.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
inheritocracy (in hair it ok ra see) NOUN. A political system in which the power is inherited, along with large sums of money and property.
Ever notice how the same few families have always been in charge of everything, worldwide? And how they're all related to each other in some big incestuous clusterfuck? That's an inheritocracy. They get so inbred, we wind up with sadistic war criminals like George Bush. That's the bad news. The good news is, we still have guillotines.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
fucknificent (fuk nif iss ent) ADJECTIVE. An extraordinarily gifted and beautiful sex partner (male or female).
by Maxhole June 20, 2009