maxhole's definitions
payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.
Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
Jane- Which one?
Dick- How many payholes do you have?
Jane- Seven.
Dick- WTF?! You do not!
Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.
Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?
Jane- Right or left?
Dick- is there a difference?
Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.
Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.
Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.
Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.
Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.
Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.
(snorting noises, laughter)
Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Jane- I do what I can.
Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.
Jane- What's she like?
Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the payholemug. Halfgonistan (haf gon iss tan) NOUN. A country or place which has been half destroyed by war. From “half gone” and “Afghanistan.”
Dude, I lived in Richmond for a year, right across from the oil refinery that kept leaking poison gas. I saw junkies shooting up in my driveway, the landlord test-fired stolen guns in his living room and every Saturday night, automatic weapons fire. "BRAAAP BRAAAP!" "POP-POP-POP-POP!" "BOOM!" There was burned patch on our roof from a fucking Molotov Cocktail. It was like living in Halfgonistan.
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the Halfgonistanmug. compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the compulingusmug. I slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil's food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over Diane's white angora sweater.
by Maxhole June 18, 2009
Get the splurtchmug. Who let that dumbtruck in? She just said Sarah Palin would make a good president! Now it's all over me! The stupid, it burns! AIEEEE!!!
by Maxhole July 14, 2011
Get the dumbtruckmug. Bob- Who's the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
John- That's my sister. Lulu.
Bob- She's a good dancer.
John- She ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
Bob- So, what does she do for a living?
John- She's a professional wadgitator.
Bob- What's that?
John- People hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
Bob- So she's working right now?
John- No, she's just doing this for fun.
Bob- How come the cops aren't stopping her?
John- They sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. I don't think they're searching very hard.
Bob- No, I don't think they are. So, what's she like?
John- She gets away with SO much shit, just because she's little and cute.
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the wadgitatormug. by Maxhole July 15, 2011
Get the cupcakemug.