max's definitions

pentax

The makers of the fantastic SV camera. Top drawer.

"Can I touch your pentax"

by max May 1, 2005

grannyman

The most l33t member of a forum/bulletin-board or on IRC.

Too cool to handle.

grannyman is so l33t! OMFG I wanna be like him!

by max April 19, 2004

shitload

More things than you want to count.

dude, you have a shitload of bongs in your kitchen.

by Max September 18, 2003

Scat master gay

Jon Lecznar
someone who is extremly gay and likes little boys

Jon Lecznar is called scat master gay

by max December 6, 2004

1337z0r

-To be above all other "1337" people

I r teh 1337z0r!!!

by Max May 30, 2004

Archeaux

Crazy randomness, but in a totally lame way.

"Archeaux is banworthy, you know."

by Max January 18, 2004

diarrati

The art of harnessing the power of explosive diarrhea as a self defense weapon. - Projectile poo.

When combined with some kicks punches chops and other karati techniques, a burning hot diarrhea blast the the face of one's opponent can mean the difference between life and death.

Background:
First there was karati - martial arts.
Then... Literati - people who could meantally pulverize you with their vocabulary.
Then... Digirati - hackers so sophistocated and intelligent, they could steal your identity, become you and commit some haness crime that you will eventually be blamed for.
Finally Diarrati - People who have mastered the art of projecting multiple streams of diarrhea with shocking accuracy.

Oh man, it's a good thing you knew diarrati or we would have been ass-imilated by those queers over there by that gay bar.

Dont mess with me! I know diarrati!

My eyes are still burning cauz someone pulled a gave me a double-punch-mid-air-roundhouse with a spinning-diarrati-roundass to finish it off.

You should practice your diarrata's daily. (diarrhea katta's)
- Preferably in the diarrojo. (diarrhea dojo)

by Max December 30, 2004