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by matthew August 28, 2003
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Victim 1: "I just sustained fatal injuries to my inner ear whilst crossing Chapel Street."
Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."
Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."
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Get the Spit Trail mug.discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 8, 2003
Get the crap on deck mug.A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
Get the religion mug.A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.
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"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"
by Matthew February 11, 2004
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