matthew's definitions

awkbah

1. Someone who is a fucktard.
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly


English/Hebrew

Anyone can be one in general...

by Matthew November 16, 2004

lenhoff

a russion born walrus that can clone into humans and eat popcorn

my does that lenhoff love popcorn or what.

by matthew January 30, 2004

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

bitchenfricken

Originating from the word "bitchen," which means cool, rad, awesome, bitchenfricken is most often used with "awesome," meaning something looks cool, rad, or awesome.

Dude, he looks so bitchenfricken awesome with that John Lennon haircut.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

shape

Good or cool. Can be used as an adjective or as an exclaimation.

The new Aesop Rock cd is shape.

- I just found 20 quid on the pavement.
- Shape!

by Matthew January 29, 2004