matthew's definitions

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

orsomething

When something goes beyond desription, or when the word for it evades you.

That building is so "orsomething"
This food is very "orsomething"

by Matthew April 1, 2005

Man I'll bring you a cd

1. An annoying pleading of your friend who has no internet.

"Man I'll bring you a cd"

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.

1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.

by Matthew December 27, 2005

cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

by matthew May 8, 2005

Oranrene

A graphics artist,webmaster,flash animator,comic creator and the owner of ass!

A graphics artist and a comic creator flash.

by Matthew April 4, 2005