matthew's definitions

CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.

Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol

Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut

by Matthew February 6, 2005

shaghabille

Provocative clothing, habille as the clothing, and shag asin, erm, shag. also a pun on shagable, ladspeak for an attractive person.

She was wearing shaghabille well, but a bit thong in cheek.

by matthew April 8, 2004

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

bu

Derived from the Indonesian word "ibu" used to describe a woman or house wife, shortened in Indonesian to "bu" in intimate relationships. In English "bu" is used by a male to describe his girlfriend or significant other.

Bu, can you get a Mountain Dew out of the refridgerator for me?

by Matthew October 17, 2004

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004