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Highlarious

HIGH-lar-i-us (adj): A particularly clever yet unpretentious joke or situation which does not readily present itself as humorous absent higher intellectual processing. The rare occurrence where a British-style pun is actually quite funny. This definition, however, explicitly excludes esoteric, disciplinary humor such as that shared amongst PhD candidates, law-students and anyone remotely associated with the New Yorker.
1. It took me a while to realize that John Doe was actually highlarious.
2. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is neither highlarious, nor remotely funny for that matter. See: crimes against humanity.
by Matthew December 27, 2005
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Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball
I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four
by Matthew August 20, 2003
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Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much
by Matthew December 12, 2003
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crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'
"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"
by Matthew December 8, 2003
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kerfucked

this is totally kerfucked
by matthew August 28, 2003
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ball milk

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole
by Matthew January 20, 2004
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Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.
When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.
by Matthew January 20, 2004
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