matthew's definitions

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.

Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

crap on deck

discriptive phrase emphasizing the fact or portraying the feeling of when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anal cavity.

Etymology: (Middle English)-
orginating from the Mayflower voyage to America and derived in the pilgrims' poor dietary habits yielding frequent diarrheal evacuations which lead to the cautinary call of 'crap of deck!'

"i got a 'crap on deck' that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

Dumbass

Person and or persons, who look up and use a word and or words from the urban dictionary, these people need to learn how to speak correctly or get the fuck out!

" That dumbass needs to learn how to speak, I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying"

by Matthew May 13, 2005

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

skyline

A Japanese import made by Nissan known to kill bystanders with excessive noise polution and attract the attention of car slut's.

Victim 1: "I just sustained fatal injuries to my inner ear whilst crossing Chapel Street."

Victim 2: "I just got run over by 17 subwoofers on wheels."

by Matthew April 3, 2004