matthew's definitions

Homsar

1.A song from the sixties
2.Raised by a coffee cup
3.The pride of the peaches
4.Does not fake the funk on a nasty dunk
5.The ghost of Christmas past
6.Does what he is told
7.Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
8.Just in time for the murder mystery
9.A million ladies tall
10.Saves the best for last
11.He lost his jengajam
12.Captain of the gravy train
13.He thinks he won the powerball

I shanked your jengaship? Were playing Connect Four

by Matthew August 20, 2003

evo

awesome machine rated top motor 3 yrs on the run stupidly quick

by matthew August 26, 2003

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

the poopsmith

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.

So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.

by Matthew September 3, 2003

halloweener

SB E-Mail #7
How to make a Strong Bad costume

I'm a bell.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

2 years

SB E-mail #85
E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.

I don't like food anymore.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

CGNU

Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.

CGNU
The Future Is You... ...probaly

by Matthew September 29, 2003