matthew's definitions

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

DILLIGAF

1) Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck? - DILLIGAF

Man your such a wanker, DILLIGAF

by Matthew July 15, 2003

buttneck

a neck that looks like a butt because of the fat on the neck

"check-out that guys buttneck!!!!"

by matthew April 5, 2003

bizlimpket

KoRn paying out limp bizket

you can never buck me up bizlimpket

by matthew April 5, 2003

mudvayne

god,the greatest thing ever to happen to heavy metal

look at that god band over there, and their drummer rules like crazy

by matthew April 5, 2003

FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.

Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*

by Matthew February 19, 2003