matthew's definitions

Crack addict

A male or transgender individual who feels an overwhelming compulsion to sniff and penetrate male a-rings.

Bumlover:let me lick your bum
Random sti infested tranny: OKAY

by MATTHEW January 15, 2005

CruddyBuddy

A mythical creature who dwells as the master of Critteroth and spends him time fighting over a bag of cookies with Oreo Bear. Other characters in the CruddyBuddy stories include Admiral Barnacle, Oren Oreo, Crappy Pappy, Cruddina Buddina, Hariel the Mermaid, and Sid the Squirrel.

Cruddy Buddy swore he would give up his whole bag of Oreos if Oreo Bear would become alive again, but then went back on his word when he found out Oreo Bear hadn't died.

by Matthew May 13, 2005

chalut

Chalut is a slut I made this up because a teacher yelled at me and my usual word to say to n e 1 is slut so I was like you freggin slut when she yelled at me and then she was like what? and I was like nothing you always think everythings about u u always think ppl b tlkin to u but its not like that I saved myself from getting introuble lol

Damn ms. your so freggin annyoing you freegin chalut

damn ma your leave me alone u chalut

your such a chalut

by Matthew February 6, 2005

shaghabille

Provocative clothing, habille as the clothing, and shag asin, erm, shag. also a pun on shagable, ladspeak for an attractive person.

She was wearing shaghabille well, but a bit thong in cheek.

by matthew April 8, 2004

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004