matthew's definitions

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005

ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

Yargh

verb
an upward smack to the top back portion of the recipiants head. 1)it must contact with the place where the bird nest bald spot usually appears. 2)the pirate must shout YARG at the top of his lungs while performing a yargh

1) if someone was to jank the spare tank of gas from yer motor scooter, you go up to the gas pirate and exclaim 'why i aughta yargh you fer that!'
2)never yargh yer mother

by Matthew February 20, 2005

wev

pirple creature thing with no arms or legs

purple playtpus with no arms or legs

by matthew December 24, 2004