matthew's definitions

Varinia

The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.

I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.

by Matthew December 8, 2004

Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by Matthew November 1, 2004

mudvayne

god,the greatest thing ever to happen to heavy metal

look at that god band over there, and their drummer rules like crazy

by matthew April 5, 2003

Niveous

Heart of ice, of a snowy nature
A type of tundra

1)That Niveous fellow aint human....merciless and relentless.
2)The worst snow storm we've ever had was a light niveous of powder.

by Matthew July 9, 2004

FFVIIMAN

a cocksucker who thinks Final Fantasy 7 is the best RPG ever made. A faggot.

Tony is the ultimate FFVIIMAN! He even has hentai posters of Sepiroth and Link all over his bedroom wall. *shudder*

by Matthew February 19, 2003

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

Hand-check

something an administrator would yell to a group of hormonal horny kids, as to check to make sure all hands are doing what they are supposed to be doing.. and not down anybody else's pants.

they yelled hand check and all of us had to put our hands in the air

by matthew February 28, 2005