matthew's definitions

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003

bevricate

To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication

I am thirsty so I will bevricate before we go to the store.

by Matthew October 26, 2003

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

hommilez

To Use A Gay/Homosexual Action Without actually being gay
or
To be very excited about someone or something.

Yo guy stop touching me dats hommilez

Yah man im hommilez for that movie

by Matthew March 5, 2005

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004