matthew's definitions

slothover

the aftermath of a massive sugar or caffeine rush. signs include headache, rapid blured memory, slow reflexes and movement

"I drank too much root beer and woke up with a slothover"

by matthew May 13, 2005

angry dad

a father that angers easily

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!

by Matthew December 23, 2003

Bott

A fat man, he looks 28 and Is a Chode, loves the cock aswell, especially when it's in his arse.

Bott likes the cock

by Matthew November 26, 2003

bizlimpket

KoRn paying out limp bizket

you can never buck me up bizlimpket

by matthew April 5, 2003

maverick

One who listens to sounds of trains and/or wears mismatched socks

I realised that day that my train-listening dad is a maverick, and I too am a maverick because I wear mismatched socks

by Matthew March 11, 2005

the poopsmith

Here we have a rare glimpse of The Poopsmith in it's natural habitat.
Pretty nasty if you ask me!
Oh, The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.
I about to take a vow of throwing out my cookies all over this microphone!
How much is this thing worth anyway?Cause is about to be worth a lot less!
No for real, The Poopsmith is a good guy, he just has a crappy job.

So I see you still got your pile of whatzit there.

by Matthew September 3, 2003

mudvayne

god,the greatest thing ever to happen to heavy metal

look at that god band over there, and their drummer rules like crazy

by matthew April 5, 2003