CGNU

Get your Certificate at CGNU by:
Cheesing People Off
Indian-Giving
Cutting Ones
Doing Some Other Things
Home Invasion
Cracking Wise
World Domination
Sending Me A Dollar
Total Spaceship Guy
TV/VCR Repair
Or GET YOUR DEGREE! Just do this art test and send it back to us.

CGNU
The Future Is You... ...probaly

by Matthew September 30, 2003

pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by Matthew May 02, 2004

Two can Party Man

Marko Nedelkovich

he gets paro on 2 cans

by Matthew November 26, 2003

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by Matthew November 26, 2003

satan

The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.

Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.

by Matthew October 09, 2003