matthew's definitions

gerin

Some ogl modem scrub who thinks he owns zeffie. Zeffie says ur cut Mr. Gerin on 56k.

Gerin: I own you zeffie, ur gay.
Zeffie: Negative friend, you suck and you're straight as a crooked arrow fag.
Gerin: It's true. :(

by Matthew June 13, 2004

Detroit Tigers Fans

My heros!! i could never stay interested in a team that sucks so much

well just look at their record

by Matthew December 12, 2003

5150

The name of a 1986 album by Van Halen.

5150 is the greatest album ever to be released.

by matthew September 27, 2004

Feinstein

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

by Matthew January 7, 2004

muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

by matthew January 16, 2005

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004