matthew's definitions

Yargh

verb
an upward smack to the top back portion of the recipiants head. 1)it must contact with the place where the bird nest bald spot usually appears. 2)the pirate must shout YARG at the top of his lungs while performing a yargh

1) if someone was to jank the spare tank of gas from yer motor scooter, you go up to the gas pirate and exclaim 'why i aughta yargh you fer that!'
2)never yargh yer mother

by Matthew February 20, 2005

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

wev

pirple creature thing with no arms or legs

purple playtpus with no arms or legs

by matthew December 24, 2004

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

engiminous

1. sketchy; shady
2. confusing; bewildering

1.He carried himself engiminously in the shadows.

2. "This is quite the engiminous situation we've gotten ourselves into."

by Matthew December 18, 2002

zip

1. To have sex or to perform sexual acts with someone. To have Zip
Probably because of the noise made before this act!
2. Can be said when someone has said something that can sound rude but isnt meant to be!

1. I'm gonna give her zip tonight!
2. I can't wait to see Andrew tonight *ZIP*

by Matthew February 15, 2004