matt bateman's definitions

moodje

to moodje...is to spread a food across another food with force alone.

to spread a ripe tomato onto a slice of bread, you cut the tomato in half and then MOODJE the tomato into the bread, before cooking or eating.

by Matt Bateman March 19, 2004

Kooshlash

When you had embraced too much of something that you can't take anymore.

This may involve making you repulse something you like owing to an overdose. I.e. Too much of a good thing.

'Man, I've had so many of those bacon and cheese sandwiches I've got serious Kooshlash! I can't take no more!'

by Matt Bateman May 7, 2003

Knob Cheese

Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.

Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.

by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

The Show

Classic Michigan State University Campus based sitcom broadcast on local cable access. Based on a various group of residents on Campus getting up to thrills, spills, chills, and kills. An amature version of 'Saved By The Bell' The College Years.

Est: 1989

Person 1: Did you see that cool British dude on cable access last night?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's on The Show!

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Juicy

Term given to a young girl with high sex appeal, fresh skin and a shapely figure.

Often related to curves of a round butt and large breasts.

Person 1: Damn that girl is so hot. Her 34Es are so juicy!
Person 2: I just wanna squeeze those juicy jugs. They would drip sex if I did you know.

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003

Chesney

1. A slang name given to any form of crust or unwanted trimmings which are of a vile form.

2. Excess matter found in nocks and crannies.

Knob Cheese, Burnt Crust, Bogies, Ear Wax, Table Scrappings, Nail Dirt, Bum Crust, Belly Button Fluff, Smegma etc...

by Matt Bateman May 13, 2003