bakkle

...it's just bakkle, bitches.
Tom: "sprizzle pop, trakkle bam bam"
Matt: "bakkle."
by Matt December 09, 2004
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support

a jockstrap, an atheletic supporter. Serves as a device for the protection of the genitals
Matt put the support on his crotchal area
by matt May 24, 2004
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front bum

What my ex girlfriend's lil sister calls a pussy
mommy i hurt my front bum
by Matt April 01, 2004
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aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.
Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.
by Matt June 18, 2006
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my jenn

My everything...she makes me feel as if I need nothing else. Just looking at her smile gives me goosebumps. She has my mind running in a thousand directions and I wouldn't want it any other way. ilysfm hun.
My jenn is the best thing to happen to me.
by matt February 19, 2005
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Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.
Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.
by Matt April 30, 2004
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trojan man

Trojan Man saved me from becoming a daddy.
by Matt August 28, 2004
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