matt's definitions

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

by Matt July 15, 2005

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

piggy bank

1)To diss 3 guys using all their beats combined.
2)To ask to get shot
3)To say(In not so many words) I want a very talented rapper by the name of Jadakiss to air my ass out.

Clickity Clank, Clickity Clank, the money goes into my piggy bank.

by matt March 9, 2005

Pyromaniac

A person who likes to burn or blow things up

Matt is such a pyromaniac, he blew up his house.

by Matt April 27, 2003

but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.

walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off

by matt March 27, 2005