Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.

After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie

by Matt December 10, 2003

Izans

Group of people planning to take over the world.

Izans Rock...

by Matt December 05, 2003

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

by Matt March 31, 2005

fildo

an extremem radical bogus metal head dude from melbourne. down under.

Fildo give us the billy i need a cone.
Fuck that some dumb shit fildo.
Fildo we need some weed.

by Matt March 19, 2004

slushbox

Slang term for a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission.

Did you see that ricer Civic with the slushbox? He was letting off the gas every time it shifted to make it look like he was driving a stick.

by Matt January 18, 2004

pemp

A pemp is a another slang word for 'pimp' but in a more leet language.

"Wow look at that pemp, I bet his names Gbos <3<3<3"

by Matt July 23, 2004