matt's definitions

jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

by Matt April 9, 2004

booyakasha

booyakasha is an african term that means, "all death to the whites," that is the literal translation of it, and dont bother contesting it because you are wrong

there is no example for the use of this word

by matt September 21, 2004

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

by Matt July 25, 2003

Guinness

Guinness is an Irish stout beer that has been brewed in the Saint James's Gate Brewery in Dublin, Ireland since 1756. It is a dark coloured beer with a cremey head. Its taste is quite robust and satisfying.

Guinness also started the Guinness Book of Records after an argument in a pub in 1955. It was sold to Gullane Entertainment in 1997 but they kept the name.

Guinness is my personal favourite beer. If you tour the Guinness Brewery in Dublin you get a free pint at the end of the tour. How sweet is that?!

by Matt September 18, 2005

milk and honey

something that makes you feel good, better, best even

a really good blowjob or a rush of pure fright adrenaline or a sudden rush of cool when diving into water

by matt March 6, 2004

hersheys highway

The ass, generally refering to butt sex

-Yo I heard that there was a buttfest at sam's last night, and he got his hershey's highway reamed!
-...

by Matt April 23, 2005

Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003