matt's definitions

Palangi

Palangi means White Scum

The "White Scum" (Palangi) around the edge of the Tofu pot

by matt November 12, 2004

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 2, 2003

meaning of life

Three simple truths: Enjoy, grow, unite.

Have fun evolving together.

by matt January 24, 2004

animal farm

Excellent satire of early 20th Century Comunism in Russia.

"Four legs good, two legs bad!!!"

by matt March 30, 2004

hoo hoos

off dude wheres my car,they're tits

dude,you just touched kristy boner's hoo hoos

by matt November 11, 2003

QB

The borough of Queens in the city of New York. (Also BkB, for Brooklyn, the BX for the Bronx.)

Shoutin out from the QB.

by matt August 24, 2003