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Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State.

Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.

Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.

The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.

The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.

And everyone has the clap.
"Man, Pennsylvania sucks. let's go to a better state."
by Matt April 11, 2005
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Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.
Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.
by matt December 29, 2004
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Kicks

Greg: Yo I got me some new gear
Arnold: Those are some phat kicks you got
by matt October 1, 2002
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brat boy

a worthless piece of shit that uses the internet to talk shit
That brat boy sure talks alot of shit
by Matt December 27, 2003
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retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
by Matt January 15, 2005
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beldo

A short, Bald headed bitch,
cockbreath, but he is cockless...
Loves to give head to other boys, and has a dumb dog named Yogi, who likes to be kicked in the balls numerous times.
by Matt December 28, 2003
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Kelis

the name of some stupid idiot who sings about her tits... actually i wouldn't call it singing because of her scratchy voice
my milkshakes bring all teh boiiis 2 teh yard.... SHUTUP BITCH, MINE MAKE THEM JUMP THE FENCE
by matt March 6, 2004
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