matt's definitions

the money maker

it is a sexual act where the man rubbs the womans clit between your thumb and your middle finger and pointer finger, using and up and down motion, this stimulates the woman and brings her closer to orgasm

man the other day i licked tanners moms pussy, then i finished her off with the money maker,

by Matt September 8, 2006

fugmo

Fucking Ugle Mole, used to describe a horrid looking person when they're in earshot and would rather not say the whole thing

Man that chick is a fugmo

by Matt November 1, 2004

linux

Most Linux users understand the ups and downs of all OS possibilities. Linux is lacking in some areas (ie. gaming and ease), but is slowly making it's way into the home. It has the potential to be more stable and secure if you know what you are doing with it. I have found a happy medium. I use Slackware Linux 9.1 for servers and web browsing, MacOS 9.1 for graphics, and Windows XP for gaming.

The closed minded spend too much time hating those that oppose them.

by Matt January 18, 2004

sno ho

Word one uses to describe a girl or woman wearing ug boots, or anything that resembles a yeti or wooly creature

janie has on ug boots she is a sno ho

by Matt December 12, 2004

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

by matt November 13, 2003

fuck stutter

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm

ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!

by matt March 7, 2004

Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005