matt's definitions

courtesy tap

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

by Matt January 10, 2004

but

used as a greeting in parts of south wales(espescially beddau llantwit and ponty,it is meant to mean mate.

walking down a street.
freind, aquaintence,total stranger walks down the other side of street.
you:arite but!
freind, aquaintence,total stranger:ai!
both walk off

by matt March 27, 2005

sum buitch!!

a dirty sum buitch up the street with small balls..also called rt's (raisin testecles) often affiliated with a small brain.

we pissed sum buitch off so he threw a 5 lbs barbell at my car. what a sum buitch!

by matt May 3, 2003

Shigy

an asain, more spisificlly an asain that follows many stereo types

hey shigy, dont hit that red nissan

by matt December 10, 2003

conploy

Conploy means 'to employ someone with the intention of firing them'. Its etymology comes from 'con', meaning a rip off or scam and 'ploy', the ending of the word 'employ' on which this word is based.

(Source and origin: www.insidereality.net/index.php?itemid=281)

"I can't believe he conployed you"
"I was conployed"

by Matt April 22, 2005

Rosso

Retarded redneck who is also gay. He laughs like a total idiot and is the worst speaker ever.

Disknfbjdbjg dhbgdhbdjhbdj fksldhfklshfsjdem teachers are da skhfb stuupid!

by Matt January 26, 2005

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003