matt's definitions

poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 1, 2005

Jones-n-it-up

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

by Matt May 13, 2005

Africoon

An annoying, angry person.

"Quit being such an Africoon Phil, asshole."

by Matt July 4, 2005

refol

Rolling everywhere fucking old ladies.
A mutant cross between 'refl', 'rofl', and some wrinkles.

Guy 1: I was SO refoling the other day
Guy 2: That is so not hawt

by Matt December 5, 2004

ODB

Old Dirty Bastard, founded of the Wu-Tang clan

ODB founed the wu-tang clan

by Matt November 14, 2004

melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.

AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?

by Matt April 12, 2005

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003