matt's definitions

chariot ventures

Chariot Ventures is a venture capital firm.

Chariot Ventures is for entrepreneurs.

by Matt February 8, 2005

bluppet

A blowjob from a puppet.

Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet!

by Matt September 24, 2003

put down to sleep

A word or phrase people think of to avoid the truth, that "putting someone/thing down to sleep" is simply killing.

"Put down to sleep" is almost always used in the meaning of giving a pet animal a shot which will kill them, in order to put it out of its misery of a fatal sickness.

See also: abortion, silence

I guess we have to ki-- *cough* I mean, put our dog down to sleep, cuz it has SARS.

by Matt May 9, 2003

mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.

Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela

by matt January 31, 2004

miss das

Pakistani lunchroom supervisor. Known for pronouncing 'Thomas' like 'dumbass'.

I'ts 12:25 and still you are eating!? You've had enOUUUFF time to eat!

Dumbass! Get back to your desk.

Mummaddd.... peenut buttair?

by matt November 17, 2004

C rag

a term used to describe your girlfriends bitchy attitude

damn kristin was being such a fucking c rag today i wanted to slap the bitch in the face

by matt October 26, 2003

guh

a word that expresses confusion. or annoyance

guh! i cant find it!

guh?

by Matt July 13, 2004