matt's definitions

pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

by Matt December 3, 2003

drippy

A sip of a drink. This is especially true if the beverage has been purchased from Starbuck's.

Hey! Do either of you (Jeremiah or Scott) want a drippy?

by matt May 6, 2005

cone

A way of calling someone a cunt without them knowing about it.

It's french for cunt

You are such a cone.

by matt August 4, 2004

Toinator

Funny asian lady that does the crazyest things, and makes everyone laugh...Also in search of a fat asian man

1. Woah there is a fat asian man for the Toinator!

2. That was almos as crazy as the Toinator

by Matt February 20, 2004

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

Sella

an Israeli manwhore who can't make up his mind about women

Sellas love porn and parties at their houses

by Matt January 3, 2004

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003