matt's definitions

Phetto

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.

You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.

by Matt August 23, 2004

clothes

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

by Matt March 25, 2005

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

toss

powder or crystals from the bottom of a container of pot.

when you're finished that bowl, we still have all the toss left man.

by matt June 13, 2005

YO Mamma

Noun: your mother, used to refer to someone's mother in a deragatory manner.

"Yo dude, i had sex with YO MAMMA last night! She's one good lay!"

by Matt December 10, 2003

nantucket sleigh ride

a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.

Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!

by Matt April 21, 2003

l33tn355

l337n355 is yeR d3gR33 0f Pwn4g3 and can b3 s0m3th1nG rather c00l.

20 h34dsh0tz 1n 4 r0w is ub3|2 l337n355.

by Matt December 12, 2003