matt's definitions

pigfish

A foul-smelling human being with short, stubby shanks and a propensity to wear soiled board-shorts over its inflated wedge. Predominantly South African in origin, they occasionally migrate to the UK and beyond in search of young females to annoy into procreation.

Get out of my fucking face, pigfish: you make me sick!

by Matt March 15, 2005

spicket

A rapid firing firearm, which dispersses death at an insanely quick rate with no apprehension as to women children or babies

"you hit his ass with the spas-12, that shits not even a bucket, its a god damn spicket

by matt June 20, 2003

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

bread

food

lets eat bread

by Matt January 19, 2003

Geech

The area between a guys ball sack and asshole; taint

Your geech is really sweaty

by Matt November 14, 2003

a flute

The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.

it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.

by matt November 15, 2003

ginity

Short for virginity. Non-sexual, but in reference to doing something for the first time

"I gotta bust the ginity on this bag of chips"

"Jon went to take the ginity of his new video camera."

by Matt June 19, 2005