matt's definitions

joogumba

When a Filipino makes an unbelievable fart that causes his rectum to bleed.

OMG Austin you just made a joogumba?!

by Matt November 29, 2004

Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.

...but beware that bucket in the corner.

by Matt June 29, 2004

tweener

A person who is not ugly and not "hott", but in be'tween'.

<@AuroraX0> I'm so f-in ugly.
<@Crimson> Yeah, you kinda are. You're not even a tweener.

by Matt February 10, 2004

etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.

Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.

by Matt March 8, 2005

Hood

For some reason, Americans say this when they mean to say bonnet

Pop the hood, er i mean bonnet

by Matt March 4, 2005

Homsar

The captain of the Gravy Train, he is also master of Jenga-Jam. Sadly he lost his parents when young, most likely in a Jenga-Ship shanking incident, and was raised by a cup of coffee. Known in the past as a song from the 60's, and the Ghost of Christmas Past. He holds many parties, complete with refreshments and tree hugging.

I-i-i-i'm Hom-m-sar! Pishoo!

by Matt November 24, 2003

Cake

1) A sweet pastry used for numerous occasions/parties.
2) To describe somoething very easy.
3) A very kick-ass band from Sacramento, CA. Very original sound, and a great live show. Current albums (in order) are: Motorcade of Generosity, Fashion Nugget, Prolonging the Magic, Comfort Eagle, and their newest album Pressure Chief.

1) Wow, that cake's delicious!
2) That test was cake and I didn't even study.
3) Cake is such an awesome band. I just came back from a concert of theirs and WOW!

by Matt October 17, 2004