matt's definitions

simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.

Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.

by Matt August 3, 2006

zentropa

1. a specialist in search engine knowledge: a classical pseudo-scholar.

2. one who attends an imaginary school or studies with an imaginary teacher; an imaginary student.

"i'm going to totally pull a zentropa and look this up on the internet and cut & paste whatever i find."

by matt April 20, 2004

bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.

by matt February 9, 2004

quasiturbine

The Quasiturbine (Qurbine) is a no crankshaft rotary engine having a 4 faces articulated rotor with a free and accessible centre, rotating without vibration nor dead time, and producing a strong torque at low RPM under a variety of modes and fuels. The Quasiturbine is also an optimization theory for extremely compact and efficient engine concepts.

The Quasiturbine's high power-to-weight ratio makes it exceptionally suitable for aircraft engine and its no-vibration attributes make it suitable for use in, for example: chainsaws, powered parachutes or snowmobiles. Variations on the basic Quasiturbine design also have applications as air compressors and as supercharger.

by matt January 27, 2005

Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.

When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!

by Matt March 28, 2005

flax

n. A promising upcoming caucasian rapper who is about to burst onto the scene.

n. Man Flax's rhymes are sick!

by Matt March 6, 2005

simmadown now

slang for simmer down now,also means calm down now

Barry!Simmadown now!

by Matt February 10, 2003