matt's definitions

shmurr

shmurr - a healthy alternative to "whatever" whein response to a question. 55% lower calories.

Your butler: Can I get you a lager, sir? Or maybe a scotch on the rocks?

You: erm, shmurr

by Matt January 24, 2005

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 6, 2004

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

1. For Sure, My Nigga'. Commonly played out by snoop dog and other rap artists. Found Irefuetably aggravating for the southern , blue collared working class, white american.

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle, lez go smokkee some weedz

by matt June 8, 2004

plurt

The sound of which a penguin is said to make.

"Plurt!" said the penguin.

by Matt December 11, 2004

hyundai

Korean mechanical company founded in 1971 which, aside from cars, makes TVs, ships, boat motors, computer screens and other miscellaneous computer parts, some heavy machinery, agricultural machines, and some other stuff. However, most of the products beside their cars, computer parts, and some TVs will stay in Korea.

Hyundai cars are known for having incredible fuel efficiency, but after the first 4 or 5 years the maintenance falls to shit and loses the performance it had just a few years earlier. This unfortunately causes these cars to have poor resale value. Having noticed this, the company started working harder on the cars, which are becoming more and more dependable with a longer life and are starting to maintain their value. (Similar story to Samsung, which is also a Korean company and now one of the largest electronic companies in the world)

The Hyundai Shipyard and Port is the largest in the world and can be clearly seen from space.

by Matt July 15, 2008

Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway

Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.

by Matt December 7, 2004