Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

by Master Tonberry February 02, 2005

behemoth

Stupid hot, tall, girl stealin' varmints.

That behemoth stole Sheena from me!

by Master Tonberry December 09, 2004

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

by Master Tonberry December 07, 2004

Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

by Master Tonberry March 05, 2005

Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.

More than 90% of all girls are shallow.

by Master Tonberry December 07, 2004

Xylem

Tissue found in tomato plants that transmits fluid.

Xylem transmits fluids.

by Master Tonberry March 05, 2005

dentist

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.

That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.

by Master Tonberry January 04, 2005