Definitions by maroo

lawn gnome 

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

lawn gnome by maroo August 6, 2006

fuctard 

a retarded fucker...and my favorite word, which i thought i made up, but aparantly didnt

Mr. Dessaro! you fuctard!!

can also be spelled fucKtard

fuctard by maroo July 28, 2006

Life 

an absolutley delicious cereal

get me a bowl of life up in here!!

Life by maroo July 28, 2006

lazy sack

somebody who is a lazy ballsack.

hence, lazy sac...made popular by jim gaffigan

meg: can you go get me that?
jack: no...its too far away....
meg: you LAZY SACK!!

lazy sack by maroo July 28, 2006

CBGBs 

an AWSOME underground punk / rock club in new york that unfortunantly got shut down. Literally EVERY good band in the world has played there.

bill: why are you going to CBGBs?
todd: well, i mean the strokes played there! and so did tons of other good bands!!

CBGBs by maroo July 28, 2006

lafayette 

1. wicked cool place

2. a white stripes song: lafayette blues

1. dude!!!! lets go to lafayette!!

2. dude, lafayette blues is my FAVORITE song!!

lafayette by maroo July 28, 2006

eugene mirman 

a very silly stand up comedian

eugene mirman is a very silly person

eugene mirman by maroo July 28, 2006