Definitions by mark h
tank up
Zyklon
logrolling
Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:
Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.
Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.
Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby
Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.
Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!
Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.
Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?
Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.
Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.
Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!
Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.
Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?
Gay Politician 2: I just did.
Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?
Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.
Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.
Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.
Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby
Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.
Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!
Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.
Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?
Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.
Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.
Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!
Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.
Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?
Gay Politician 2: I just did.
Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?
Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.
logrolling by Mark H August 17, 2004
hang out with your wang out
More similar terms:
Cool out with your tool out.
Check her out with your pecker out.
Stick out with your dick out.
Pose out with your hose out.
Wong out with your dong out.
Burst out with your wurst out.
Cool out with your tool out.
Check her out with your pecker out.
Stick out with your dick out.
Pose out with your hose out.
Wong out with your dong out.
Burst out with your wurst out.
And here's a few that are ass-related rather than penis-related:
Pass out with your ass out.
Bum out with your bum out.
And one that's vagina-related:
Jam out with your clam out.
Pass out with your ass out.
Bum out with your bum out.
And one that's vagina-related:
Jam out with your clam out.
hang out with your wang out by Mark H August 17, 2004
Jitz
1(noun).Shortened form of the word "Jujitsu" or "Jiu-Jitsu," which is a Japanese type of martial arts.
2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.
3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.
3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
1. I am such a wuss at school and I'm always getting picked on. I should learn some Jitz to teach those bastards a lesson.
2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!
3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!
3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
fart-job
A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!