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huevos salados

A man's testicles when they are ready filled with cum that is about to be squirted all over the woman he's bumping uglies with.

(originally means "salted hard-boiled eggs" in Spanish but I bastardized the word into something dirty.;-) )

Oye mamacita que ya pares tu gemido! Yo ya te tengo unos huevitos salados preparados especialmente para ti!

(Translation: Hey baby you can now stop your moaning! I now have some "salted eggs" prepared just for you!)

by Mark H February 23, 2004

fuzzy dice

1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).

Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.

Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.

by Mark H September 28, 2004

ox cart

Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.

1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!

by Mark H September 14, 2004

hang out with your wang out

More similar terms:


Cool out with your tool out.

Check her out with your pecker out.

Stick out with your dick out.

Pose out with your hose out.

Wong out with your dong out.

Burst out with your wurst out.

And here's a few that are ass-related rather than penis-related:


Pass out with your ass out.

Bum out with your bum out.


And one that's vagina-related:


Jam out with your clam out.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

hornet's nest

A violent and/or very argumentative/controversial situation.

1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.

2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.

by Mark H March 17, 2005

gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

Klingons

1. A well-known warrior alien race of the Star Trek universe.
2. Tiny globs of shit that cling on(hence that's why they are called "klingons") to your ass hairs after you take a dump. Also called dingleberries.

What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons!






Mark H. Having fun at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 5, 2004