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gub

thats not just a smelly hole its a gub
by mark October 12, 2003
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grandmaster

if you want to do that sort of thing ask the grandmaster first.
by mark October 12, 2003
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Shizzam

the art of shizzing in the AM
This guy was all like gfjhfj and i was all like shizzam...and he was all like NO WAY.
by Mark October 12, 2003
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Goldfarb

verb

Goldfarb, Goldfarbing, Goldfarbed.
1. To engage in a circuit of rigorous physical activity with the aim of maintaining optimum body health. Actions include weight training, cardiovascular exercise, and stretching.
2. To maintain the proper diet in association with the physical activity. This is a low-carbohydrate, low-fat diet that is high in protein and fiber. One must refrain from refined sugars and starches. Micronutrients are obtained through fresh vegetables and fruits such as eating bananas for potassium.
3. To selflessly assist others in their pursuit of gaining and maintaining optimum physical health.
4. The act of taking away business from a colleague, such as when a waiter takes a table from another waiter's station.

From Goldfarb, Marc. (1973- ) a strangely lovable fitness guru and lifestyle expert/madman of Jewish/Italian descent from the Philadelphia area.
1. My muscles are so sore from all that Goldfarbing I did this morning.
2. Don't push that chocolate cake on me, I'm trying to Goldfarb.

3. Sometimes when I work out I wish I had someone to Goldfarb me and keep me motivated.
4. Dude, why did you Goldfarb me? That was my customer.
by Mark March 8, 2011
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Avril

Avril is a scapegout for modern day punk rockers. (No one told them punk died in the 80s, and that Epitaph is actually a major record label and Rancid is just as pre-manufactured as avril).
Avril killed punk, and disco.
Avril has rehashed a fad from 20 years ago.
I hate Avrils.
by Mark July 6, 2004
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Rock

Born in the south, evolved from blues. Pioneered by Chuck Berry, stolen by Elvis. Acheived perfection between '65 and '73. Died in the early 90's. The name is used to describe pop music marketed towards teenage males in modern times.
Nickleback is "modern" rock.
The beatles, the who, Led Zep, Hendrix, Berry etc. are REAL rock.
by Mark July 6, 2004
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civ

1) Sid Meiyer's civilization. The best game series ever created.
2) any game that you cant stop playing for more then 3 hours.
Civ 4 will destroy my life.

Man, master of orion totally cived me.
by Mark July 6, 2004
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