Proud Owner

Any customer who purchases something that is non refundable.

"That guy is a proud owner"

by Mark January 18, 2004

government

1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control

the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)

by Mark September 10, 2003

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 05, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

woo

Half way to "woot". Similar to "whoopy" and "I don't care".

Messenger Conversation
Person A: "I'm back."
Person B: "Woo!" (meaning "so what?")

by Mark May 13, 2005

goofy

gay, homosexual,

wow that guy over there is goofy. he does men

by mark December 28, 2003