janesian

Of, related to, or characteristic of Janice. Particularly entranced by all matters scientific, Godly, or otherwise inane. Used specifically as an insult.
GIRL: I hate my lab partner!
BOY: That one who prays all the time?
GIRL: Yeah, and gets all A's. She's totally janeasian!
by Maria April 04, 2005
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bangable

a man who is incredibly attractive and therefore worth banging; worthy of your sexual attention and pleasure, whether it be a male or female.
me: emo boys are very much bangable.
meaghan: i agree. their cute little man purses and artificial sadness really turn me on.
by maria January 14, 2004
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Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!
David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay
by Maria December 30, 2004
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new jersey

The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).

Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.

All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.

We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).
i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i

i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i
by maria July 25, 2004
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Goran

The most geourges man in the world, SexAy eruope boy. Hes da biggest pimp around. Omg dat tyte arse hes got, cute lips, those sexy lips, SEXY ABS!!!!OMG OMG!!!! when i get the goeurage to ask him out, id sleep with him anytime ANYWHERE!!! OMG GORAN IF YOUR READING THIS I LUV YOU!!! MARRY ME!!
OMG SEXY ERUOPEAN BOY!!! I'd do him even if he had aids OMG SO SEXY, 10x sexier den Usher OMGG
by Maria March 03, 2005
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phongsava

4 reallly really cool people. listed A B C D. but, D is the hottttest. ;) pho-shizzle
phongsava's. jeahhh baby
by maria December 21, 2003
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jobby=bobbley

swedish dance usually performed as a mating ritual before anal sex
your getting nothing until you do the jobby-bobbley
by maria February 05, 2003
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