marcus's definitions

lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

Schuby

Schuby - N. - Only seen rarely outdoors, this creature survives on caffeine and the light of his monitor alone. A full report can be found at Schuby.org

That Schuby character is wack!

by Marcus November 23, 2003

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

koochielicious

Best pussy eatin in a lifetime.

Yummm. That was good eatin.
That was koochielicious.

by marcus February 18, 2003

Breekan

An omnipotent godlike figure that cannot be surpassed no matter how hard one tries. It's just impossible. If you ever come across a Breekan, one should just give up trying to defeat/outsmart/outdo it in anything.

"I got my ass pounded by a Breekan last night when I challenged him to a game of pool"

by Marcus March 28, 2004

pop a cap

to shoot someone

mutha fucka back to fuck off befo i pop a cap in yo bitch ass

by Marcus March 9, 2004

Uyeno

Meaning greatness and mad chillness

the uyeno of that kid is strong...He's like the most popular kid in school.

by Marcus February 25, 2004