marcus's definitions

lunker

a large piece of shit used to insult someone or as a friendly way of saying your my friend
also used as a redneck word

Owen you lunker you

by marcus December 21, 2003

fucking tard

a person that fucks everything up

words and phrases commonly fucked up holla fitycent whats up and there response is good straight up ridiculously stupid people

by marcus January 19, 2005

skankie

A skank, but smaller. Generally, skankies are under (or appear to be under) the age of 16. They are well known for short skirts, Ugg boots, and obscene amounts of liberally applied facial makeup.

"Dude, I went to the Commons last night...skankies everywhere!"

"Yeah, Martin's sister is such a skankie. I swear I saw her ass popping out of that skirt. It was gross."

by Marcus July 14, 2008

doplic

An expression only found in Lancaster County, PA, meaning something along the lines of "stupid, foolish, ridiculous..." Thus, if you're not from here and hear someone say it, you know where they're from.

Quit acting so doplic!
That looks doplic.

by Marcus March 29, 2004

lefty

A penis that hooks towards the left due to a lot of masturbation with the left hand

Damn, you have a massive lefty.

by Marcus January 5, 2005

wtj

What the jew?

Rabbi: I like hitler
Me: WTJ??????????????????????////////

by Marcus April 22, 2004

LL

short for lan lan in Hokkien, as in you can do nothing about the situation

john didn't get to ask the girl to a hotel, so he LL has to masturbate himself for the night.

by Marcus October 19, 2004