thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.

HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.

by Marc February 24, 2004

flupejack

to really fuck someone up...

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker

by marc March 04, 2005

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.

last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face

by Marc August 06, 2004

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 04, 2005

willies

1. n. a sense of dread or extreme discomfort.

2. n. or adj. term used to describe a Jeep manufactored prior to the time that the American Motor Company (AMC) took over production.

1. The sight of blood always gave the squeemish man the willies.

2. The Jeep show featured a lot of catagories, including stock, modified, and even a Willies section.

by Marc February 10, 2004