marK's definitions

Benchi

When preparing food, it is the action of accidentally slapping ones penis against the preparation counter (bench).

"oh man, I was making dinner last night and gave myself the worst benchi ever!"

by Mark March 31, 2020

Frinkahedron

"This is a 3-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."

-Professor John Frink, The Simpsons

A frinkahedron has 6 sides.

by Mark April 22, 2004

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

by mark August 31, 2004

U R Gay

Name of a South American country as pernounced by Homer Simpson

Homer points to a map of the world, pointing to Uruguay he says:hhehehehe look at the name of this country! U R Gay!

by mark December 8, 2003

top deck shandy

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

by Mark May 2, 2003

Superbike

A hybrid street motorcycle that is highly modified particulary for use racing. This term has been around since circa 1969 and Webster has failed to publish it.

I watched World Superbike racing last night on the Speed channel

by Mark December 15, 2003