When an area is full of sexy women or girls, hopefully of age, the area can be deemed 'clungetastic', and the heterosexual men can go forth with the likelihood of getting some sweet clunge very much heightened.
We went to Rob's last night, and it was getting a bit gay, but then like 10 girls showed up and it was clungetastic! I got laid so much...
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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Get the Epic Fail mug.1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the Clunged mug.To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the Completely Clunged mug.A very sexually active young man.
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
by manyperson May 09, 2010
Get the 100% Pure Meat mug.Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Get the as if mug.The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.
1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
by manyperson August 16, 2009
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