Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.
by manyperson August 07, 2009
Girl: Ahhhhh man, I have no idea what happened to me last night, I was so trashed.
Boy: Bitch, I totally ollied you.
Girl: You fucking cunt! No wonder my nipples were so wet this morning...
Boy: Bitch, I totally ollied you.
Girl: You fucking cunt! No wonder my nipples were so wet this morning...
by manyperson August 19, 2009
Vagina. Pussy. Gash.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1) Sweet Clunge
The object of most adolescent boys, and 40-year-old virgins desires, the sweet, innocent, hopefully legal vagina of a young girl, ready to be ploughed by a mans cock
2) Semi-Haggard Clunge
Pussy that has gone a bit ripe with age, but is still acceptable to fuck, usually belonging to a cougar.
3) Munt-Clunge
Very rare. The relatively fresh, but slightly rotted gash of a female corpse, ready to have the bodily fluids gushing out of it into a Munter's mouth. Best served ice-cold.
1)
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
Man 1: I got some sweet clunge last night.
Man 2: Really? Where did you find her.
Man 1: At this guy's houseparty, she was in a little schoolgirls outfit, ready to be ploughed.
.............
Man 2: Did you just get hard thinking about it?
Man 1: Man, that clunge was just soo sweet..
2)
Barney: What we have here, my friend, is a Haggard Clunge.
Marshall: Ahhh shit, you can't fuck that cougar now..
Barney: No, wait, it's only semi-haggard, she has highlights and 2 inch nails! I'm goin' in.
Marshall: *tear in his eye* Godspeed, good fucker.
3)
Billy: Wanna go to the graveyard tonight and get some ice-cold munt-clunge action?
Timmy: Nah, I lost my spade.
Billy: It's alright, it's my auntie's open grave!
Timmy: SWEET.
by manyperson August 11, 2009
The process of getting (having sex) with some sweet clunge, ie. a boy's manly ways of attracting a female fuck-buddy.
1: How's things going with that Jessie girl.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
2: Pretty good...
1: Clunging her yet?
2: Nah...nah not yet.
1: Faggit.
by manyperson August 16, 2009
Billy and Timmy went to the graveyard, dug up a corpse. Billy put his mouth at the corpse's rotting vagina, and Timmy jumped on her stomach so that all her bodily juices flowed out into Billy's eager mouth.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
Billy: What did we just do?
Timmy: We went munting!
Billy: Or we?
Timmy: Munted
Billy: Which is a variant of the verb...
Timmy: To Munt.
by manyperson August 11, 2009
Wilbur: GUESS WHAT
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*
Liam: .....
Wilbur: I GOT AN A IN MY TEST
Liam...ah..
Wilbur: I KNOW ITS AMAZING
Liam: .....
Wilbur: YOU FIND IT JUST HAMTASTIC DONT YOU
Liam: ......mm *looks at wall*
by manyperson February 14, 2010