Definitions by manyperson
friztard
Person 1: That guy is such a friztard, look at him eating his own shit.
Person 2: You mean hes a fucktard?
Person 1: Shut up, I gave up swearing for rent, you little hunt mucker!!!!
Person 2: But you said "shit"....
Person 1: *is smited by God for breaking lent*
Person 2: You mean hes a fucktard?
Person 1: Shut up, I gave up swearing for rent, you little hunt mucker!!!!
Person 2: But you said "shit"....
Person 1: *is smited by God for breaking lent*
friztard by manyperson August 10, 2009
as if
Commonly used exclamation, typically amongst Sixth Formers, used in a sarcastic manner when faced with a situation that they either love or hate.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Ie, they shout "as if", often repeated by the action it is suggested they partake in, and exclaim whether they will or will not do it, and whether they love or hate it!
Can also be used if something is completely true, but you would like to draw more attention to it.
See examples.
Cassie: Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
Jordyn: As If I can't go to LeedsFest! HATE THAT!
Lameass Are you going to LeedsFest this year?
Messy: No, but Tom is.
Lameass: Ahhhh! As If I hate that so much!
Monique: As if we're going to Paris in two weeks. Oh wait. We are.. LOVE THAT!
as if by manyperson August 10, 2009
clungetastic
When an area is full of sexy women or girls, hopefully of age, the area can be deemed 'clungetastic', and the heterosexual men can go forth with the likelihood of getting some sweet clunge very much heightened.
We went to Rob's last night, and it was getting a bit gay, but then like 10 girls showed up and it was clungetastic! I got laid so much...
clungetastic by manyperson August 10, 2009
12th base
Man 1: Ah shittt man, I fucked Cindy so hard, I got to 12th base!
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.
Man 2: FUCK! Where is the mangled-sexfilled-corpse?
Man 1: In my car where I left her...
Man 2: I say, go for 13th base
Man 1: Ahh, wanna munt her with me?
Man 2: YEAAHHHH, I'll jump.
12th base by manyperson August 10, 2009
Rumpelstiltskin
A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.
Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..
Rumpelstiltskin by manyperson August 10, 2009
Clunged
1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.
Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.
*60 years later*
Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
Clunged by manyperson August 10, 2009
rumpelfugly
If you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.
Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.
Descends from the words "Rumpelstiltskin" (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and "Fugly" meaning fucking ugly.
Girl 1: Omg, look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!
Girl 2: Shit man...his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
Girl 1: Yeah...shit........ I'd still fuck him though.
Girl 2: WTF?! He is RUMPELFUGLY, girl!
Girl 1: What?! It's been ages since I got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it...
Girl 2: Ooooh, yeah, you're right. Threesome!
rumpelfugly by manyperson August 10, 2009