mandym's definitions

pogs

The freakin' most awesome game to come out of the 90's.
However, when asked, most people will go "Huh?" and walk away. I thought I was the only person who remembered pogs...

John- "OMG I was going through my shtuff last night and I found this huge box of pogs!!"
Me- "Yesss!"
Idiot 1- "Huh?" (walks away)

by MandyM November 14, 2005

PE

An utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal.

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"

by MandyM November 14, 2005

beer sandals

A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.

I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.

His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.

by MandyM April 3, 2006

PDA

Public Displays of Affection, can be seen in the form of kissing, touching, groping, licking, nuzzling, cuddling, crossing hands into each other's opposite back pockets, etc. Usually spotted among new couples, frisky teenagers, and occasionally the "young at heart" (god help us).

Also, a handheld computer of sorts.

Jen and Craig's PDAs at the table were so intense that there was actually slobber on the green bean casserole.

Look at my new PDA!

by MandyM December 28, 2005

feeling fist

The fist used to express deep or extreme emotion during a song, in which the singer extends a fisted hand and brings it back in toward their body with intensity of emotion.

When singing "Hungry Eyes" on the karaoke machine, Joe impressed us all with a perfect feeling fist.

by MandyM March 25, 2006

Flocinaucinihilipiliphication

The action of estimation is worthless.
~Does not seem like a real word and/or proper definition, though it is. Made popular by commercial depicting kid in spelling bee. F-L-O-C -I-N-A-U-C -I-N-I-H-I-L-I -P-I-L-I -P-H-I-C -A-T-I-O-N

(PARAPHRASE)
"Your word is: flocinaucinihilipiliphication"
"Can you use that in a sentence?"
"Uhh..."

by MandyM March 18, 2006

-gasm

Suffix used to describe the elated feeling caused by a particular item, which can be attached to any noun to create the desired effect.

That hawaiian bread is so freaking good, every time I eat it i get a breadgasm.
I was walking through the department store, when I ran across this HUGE clearance sale... I almost had a sale-gasm.

by MandyM June 11, 2006