mandingoe's definitions

driver's seat

1. Controling events or decisions

Wayne Rooney's stellar performance in Euro 2004 put him in the driver's seat for his upcoming contract talks

by mandingoe September 21, 2004

B/D

Bondage and discipline

"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

Masturbation

Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977

by mandingoe November 8, 2005

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

give it a rest

lay off

chill out

get off my back; gimme a break

I keep telling you, there is no sex in the champaign room! Give it a rest dude!

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

J'eat yet

Did you eat yet & do you want to eat together?

J'eat jet?
(Always used as alone in a sentence.)

by mandingoe July 29, 2003

undies in a bundle

1. in an agitated state, annoyed

2. pissy, uptight

1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation.

2. It was rejected by an auditor with her undies in a bundle that day.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005