swellegant

nifty, witty, swank, jazzy and maybe a trifle gay
swell + ellegant
Coined by Cole Porter

The costumes were absolutely swellegant.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

spendy

Expensive. More than I’m comfortable paying.

Spendy puts a smiley face on the grim reality that I’m broke.

The food there is yummy, but it’s kinda spendy.

by Mandingoe November 04, 2008

schlimazel

Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loser

Sometimes misspelled schlemazel

A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one on
whom it always lands.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

tornado magnet

mobile home

The migrant workers live down by the river in tornado magnets.

by mandingoe June 09, 2004

merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

wasp

God's frozen people

The WASPs at the club drink martinis by the tub.

by Mandingoe May 23, 2004

IITYIHTKY

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.

What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Mandingoe October 09, 2004