bible belt

states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.

Charlotte - buckle of the bible belt.

by mandingoe June 06, 2004

chunk it

Southern for chuck it

1. to discard

2. to toss

1 That hose is busted. We should just chunk it.

2. When your done with the twine, chunk it over here.

by mandingoe June 07, 2004

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

shinola

I'm really not sure what this is, but I know it ain't shit.

I'm not that young man from Arcola
Who didn't know shit from Shinola.

by mandingoe July 22, 2004

cratfight

an catty exchange among Democratic primary contenders.

He accused her of voting for the war. She cast him withering glance as a third candidate interjected about the importance of supporting the troops. The debate rapidly descended into a five-way cratfight.

by mandingoe March 01, 2007

SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

by mandingoe June 01, 2004

East Jebip

1. remote, faraway
2. an undistinguished small town

1. If Roy didn't live in East Jebip, we'd all be home by now.

2. He lives way out by East Jebip.

by mandingoe July 29, 2003