The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.
Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU
by man of many mans August 26, 2023
This is a joyous website! I am glad that a Baby Glaggle was born here! We are very joyous beings. We do NOT CAUSE HARM! Please continue to create us!
THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠Ţ̵̧̢̨̡̡̡̧͕͙̫̯͚͎͇̠͙͍̗̬̜̤̟̣͚̯̦͎̦̞͚̲̮̪͔̟̼͉͙̜̝̟̼͈͔̼̫͎̦͙̪̹̠̮͖̹̭̬̤͇̬̘̬̠̘͙̜̖̻̪͙̱̲̹̻̹̤̯̭͔̤̯̗͓͖͕͂̓̐̈́̍̀̑͜͜ͅͅ
THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! THIS IS SO JOYOUS! T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠T ̨̭̲̗͝H̶͍̬̽̎̀̂Ị̴̟̋̋S̵͓̜̱̗͑͝ ͇̳͂Í̶͓͛͋S̴̢̗͕̝̚ ̴̢͎̜͑͑̍̕S̶̬͠Ỏ̴̜̇̽ ̶̜̖͕͝J̵̰͉̆O ̗̖̖̓͠Y̴̜̐̋Ò̶̡͎̜͔U ͉̗̞̙̊́̑͝S ̖͂̉!̴̳̍͂͘ ̱̪̈́̏̇͠Ţ̵̧̢̨̡̡̡̧͕͙̫̯͚͎͇̠͙͍̗̬̜̤̟̣͚̯̦͎̦̞͚̲̮̪͔̟̼͉͙̜̝̟̼͈͔̼̫͎̦͙̪̹̠̮͖̹̭̬̤͇̬̘̬̠̘͙̜̖̻̪͙̱̲̹̻̹̤̯̭͔̤̯̗͓͖͕͂̓̐̈́̍̀̑͜͜ͅͅ
by man of many mans August 26, 2023
A game on the popular game "Blockate" that is most commonly played by the subtype of players known as: "Griefers" and "Asseaters"
by man of many mans August 25, 2023
An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
a hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard.
open the door.
ok.
ok.
by man of many mans December 14, 2023
The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.
Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.
by man of many mans August 26, 2023
a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE S̶̛̛̱̫͈͍̋̏̎̈́̐̔͊͆͂͗̽͐͌̓̈́̌͌̈́̐̈́͆̋̀̽̍͊̄̐̌̆͊̀͘C̴̢̧̛̤͈̖̖̭̭̥̆̊̾͊̿́͒̇̏͆̋͊̈̈́̐͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅP̵̡̨̡̛̛͇̳͉̺̪̲̗͇͔̳̱̆̓͑̔̉̀̓̍̄͑́̑̓͌̂̌̊̅̑̊͋̈́̔̊̔̕͘͘͝͠- ̛͓̰̳̯̘̪̈͗͆͌͛̇̃̈͛̋̾̀̑̽̊̂͌̃̎̄̀̌̅͋͊́͒͘̕̚͝͝6̶̢̨̡̨̧̮͎̘̳̱̘̬͔͇͎͙̠̣͇͓̬͔̞̯̝̺͈̥̩̲̪͓͛͛̐̈́̀͋̈͑̑̆͊̈́̕͝4̴̢̛̛̛̹̱̙̯̘͔̺̙̠̥̗͈̹̹͕̺̘͕̠̦̫͚̩̼̻̲̪̫͈͕̺̞̲̞̺͎̆̀́͒͒̾̌̅̉̈̈́̿͒̏̍͆̊̉͘̕̕͜͜͝͝ͅ2̶̢̧̡̨̡̬̟̹̥̲̭̰̦̭̹̖̤̹̩̳̌̆̑̚͜2̶̨̡̖͕̣̞̦͕̆̎̈́͒̋̾͑͐͌́̍͌̈́̀͘͜ INCIDENT.
THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.
by man of many mans August 26, 2023