Definitions by mamma murder
gettable
A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
gettable by mamma murder September 9, 2010
congressman's coffee
If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
congressman's coffee by mamma murder August 24, 2010
flip a shitty
flip a shitty by mamma murder August 20, 2010
utiliman
She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
utiliman by mamma murder August 17, 2010
seyelent conversation
another form of intelligence where communication is possible between two or more people with just the use of eye contact.
All it took was just one look and the two of them knew exactly everything that they needed to say-- in the most seductive sort of way. What happened between them was a "seyelent conversation."
seyelent conversation by mamma murder August 12, 2010
Offschwitz
It's summertime in Michigan and you find yourself in the woods.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Here's what you do: Bust out a can of Off and offer to spray your friends down, then tell them to line their shoes up--because they'll be needing them later.
There you have it!
You've just created your own tactless Holocaust joke to share with your friends.
Offschwitz by mamma murder July 28, 2010
pimpmatized
American rapper, Too $hort, offers all who are interested, a degree of pimpology.
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
Pimpmatized is the culmunation of the degree in pimpology.
The rules of being a pimp include (but are not limited to):
1. Never love a bitch or a hoe.
2. Always act cool.
3. Break a bitch (poor or rich)
4. Keep your hoe. (most important)
pimpmatized by mamma murder July 12, 2010