Definitions by malcolm turntable

plateboard 

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

plateboard by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

dust calls 

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

dust calls by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

baraknaphobic 

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.

Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

baraknaphobic by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

chessers 

1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same

2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.

"dude, can this piece move here?"

"chessers is so confusing"

"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"

chessers by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

caravan karma 

The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.

"what a shithole this caravan is"

"thank God for caravan karma then my son"

caravan karma by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Grunge sponge 

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

Grunge sponge by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

refundable gambling 

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

refundable gambling by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009