maggie's definitions

Ount

Southern USA slang.
Background is as old as the southern USA
speech and word patterns were developing

Ount -Do you want to?

Johnny is going fishing; he sees his friend Billy sitting on the porch swing.
Johnny walks up to Billy and says,"Billy, I'm a' going fishing do ya ount to go with me?" Billy replies, "Yeah, I ount to go a fishing with you, ya ount to go to Jimmy's and see if he ounts to go too?"

by Maggie September 11, 2004

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

Coozie

another, way better word for cool

That car is fucking coozie.

by Maggie November 7, 2004

Aeropostle

A tacky store where kids who can't afford Abercrombie shop.

"I got the cutest embroidered peasant top from Aeropostle the other day!"

by Maggie May 13, 2005

what the balls

A synonym for "What the hell?"

The lights just went out...what the balls?

by Maggie December 11, 2003

aniac

something so far beyond utopian that you are in the most supreme of enjoyment all the seconds of your life.

ex: That dream was so aniac I knew all along that it was just a dream.
Derived from the wonderful and always emulating Ani DiFranco....her music and being puts me in such a supreme mood that I just had to give her a word

by Maggie October 14, 2003

Havvers

Southern USA.
Ex. Two people need or want to purchase an item. Neither one has enough cash, credit to purchase the item.
If they go in 'havvers' they can purchase the needed/wanted item. Each person paying half of the total cost.

Fred sure does need that tractor for his farm work; he ain't got the money for it. Fred talks to Leroy about needing that tractor and his lack of money. Leroy is very happy! Fred, I need that same tractor and ain't got the money. How 'bout you and me go in 'havvers' and buy it?
The deal is made. Fred pays half; Leroy pays half the cost. The two men share the use of the needed tractor.

by Maggie September 11, 2004