maX's definitions

green shift

The phenomenon of miscommunication at work that occurs when information is passed from a subordinate to a superior, then to the superior's superior, and so on.

I told my boss that we need new filing cabinets, but thanks to green shift, the CEO ordered us new chairs.

by Max January 23, 2009

spurl

The act of rolling marijuana into a 'white rice paper' very tightly with keen perfection.

"Max, go on and spurl that fool!"

by max June 14, 2004

fuzzfachi

an italian womans vagina

eh i gots some some of Maria's fuzzfachi friday night. Maaaarone!!!!!

by Max April 10, 2003

Chuck Norris

A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!

Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!

by Max February 25, 2005

soulseek

A P2P file sharing program, less widespread than kazaa. You can find a lot of good shit on it.

If it's not on Kazaa, you can get it on soulseek.

by Max August 4, 2003

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

Shpadoinkle

Shpadoinkle is an interjection used by burley construction workers and japanese physisists alike! Similar to donkeywaffle. If you say 'Shpadoinkle,' you can be cool too!

Holy shpadoinkle! My scrotum just imploded!

I'm doing just spadoinkle, you?

by mAx May 3, 2004