gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.
Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!
by Mike March 08, 2005
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philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.
All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.
by Mike December 26, 2003
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Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
Ashpolt loves the Anal
by Mike May 03, 2004
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poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent
The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.
by mike August 12, 2003
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Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337
Free2play Is fucking awesome
by Mike May 31, 2004
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beat off

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.
by Mike September 14, 2003
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mini z

a fat person who likes dragons and has huge man-boobs
Youre a mini z!!
by Mike December 27, 2003
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