mac guyver'd

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

by mike September 16, 2003

The Vo

Local slang for the "Votran" public transportation system that serves the greater Daytona Beach, FL area.

I got a car so I don't have to take the Vo anymore.

by Mike March 11, 2005

BlueFrost

able to lighten a mood with creative talents. open hearted to another's faults and does not judge them. their company alone helps to brighten up a cloudy day. if there's one thing out of life i want...it is this. provocative and innocent at the same time..makes me think of a sweet yet devilish schoolgirl in a short, skimpy skirt. and i would love to find out just what that skirt is hiding in all aspects. :)

by Mike June 06, 2003

qwesome

Again, a common example of a typo.

Person: that's qwesome
Person: awesome*
Other guy: lol

by Mike November 13, 2004

alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

by Mike August 25, 2004

Silentese

Silentese noun, adjective (silent + suffix –ese, like in Chinese, Japanese, Portuguese) – the language of silence; it may include paralingustic signs, gestures, mimicry and facial expressions.

He didn't say anything. – Why, he spoke eloquently, but it was Silentese, the most difficult language to study and understand.

We are working on Silentese-English dictionary. It will include those
concepts for which now we have no words in our dictionaries. We need to translate them into new English words.

by Mike December 25, 2003

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005