mE's definitions

Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.

The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.

by Me July 6, 2003

Parrot

Placing your penis on another person's shoulder, resembling a pirate's bird.

"Dude, I can't believe you just parroted me."

by Me February 18, 2004

teacher

Someone who's ruining others lives and is getting paid for it

Man my teacher give me so much homework that I can't come with you, I'm gonna kill him

by Me June 9, 2004

bunny

A fine ass white girl who has either never had sex or has had it a lot.

A girl that you want to go talk to but it way to good for you.

A slutty stripper name.

Uhh uhh uhhhh...that little bunny over their is checking me out. Mmmm...I want some of that!

Look at that bunny over their. Damn, she looks good!

...you see that skanky ass sluty bunny. She needs to clothes her legs of put some material over that crotchless underwear she's wearing!

by Me February 10, 2004

shwoogies

of, or relating to, an agreement, usually preceded by the word "damn", and often interchangeable with the phrase "right on"

"dude cake is so good" "damn shwoogies!!!"

by Me August 4, 2004

the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

by me December 31, 2004

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004