mAx's definitions

vassili zaitsev

An awesoem Russian sniper from the Urals, made more famous by 'Enemy at the Gates'. Promised to kill 150 germans in Stalingrad, but came one shy. Killed 40 within a 10 day period, and 400 in total.

Watch enemy at the gates, not an example, a demand

by max May 10, 2005

shlippy

An extremly slippery surface, usually impossible to stand on, becausew it's so slippy.

"I about KO'd myself on that shlippy bit over there"

by max May 2, 2005

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

pleasure pole

Another name for a Penis

"his pleasure pole was only one fuckin inch, i'd say it was more of a pin than a pole"

by max May 2, 2005

quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

by max May 2, 2005

children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.

"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"

by max May 1, 2005

shaw

A young farmer who is known around fife for his rugby skills, and his stregnth.

"holy creoly, that guy is solid."

"his name is Shaw"

by max May 1, 2005