mAgik bUs's definitions

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006

religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)

because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!

by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005

cumputer

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

anal ram

A type of sodomy that is so hard and fast that its power and force is like a battering ram trying to break down the doors of a heavily gaurded Castle

i anal ramed her so hard she couldn't sit down for a week!

by mAGIK bUS March 15, 2005

dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005