mAGIK bUS's definitions

darkside

being high or drunk or in a negative state of mind

person 1:what ever you do, don't go to the darkside on me, i don't want to get caught by the cops

person 2:(mumbling)..wha.whwat the fu... (giggles)..bazzzz...

person 1:shit...

by mAGIK bUS August 1, 2005

headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

religion

Man made comfort mechanism intended to make human kind fearful of a nonexistent dieties.

Divides humans into categories and subcategories (catholicism, protestant, shiite, sunni)

because of religion let's all worship god and forget all our troubles!

by mAGIK bUS February 17, 2005

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006

Private School

Schools that usually provide better education for it's students than most public schools. Admission requires money or scholarships or both; some schools require entrance examinations. Their curriculum is not mandated by the state.

rich white people like it because it's it's full of other rich white people and no minorities to scare them.

You attend private school

by mAGIK bUS April 17, 2005

Trigger Happy T.V.

Show on comedy central that originated in britain where people play pranks on the unsuspecting public. not as red neck as Jackass

trigger happy tv is underrated

by mAGIK bUS March 12, 2005

dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005