m.c. phatback's definitions

permabeef

When someone does something that is absolutely unforgiveable.

Oh I aint even speakin' her name name anymore. We got permabeef!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Restless Dick Syndrome

When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.

Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

Gaudacity

Being both gaudy and audacious simultaneously.

Anna: Did you see the dress Olivia was wearing earlier. It looked like it came from an Orlando flea market!

Rob: The gaudacity!!

by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011

last clapper

Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.

Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!

by m.c. phatback November 22, 2009

Brown Siren

When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.

Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!

by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010

cunt-step

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.

Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?

by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013

ambigubump

When it is uncertain if a woman is several months pregnant or is just developing a nice beer gut

Anna: Did you see that lady at the party last night wiht the tube top and an ambigubump?

Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.

by m.c. phatback April 18, 2010