Anna: Did you see that lady at the party last night wiht the tube top and an ambigubump?
Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.
Robert: Hell yeah, she was gettin' fucked up like a rental car! I thought about saying something but couldn't quite tell if she was preggars or not.
by m.c. phatback April 17, 2010
The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.
Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
by m.c. phatback October 03, 2011
Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.
by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009
When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 08, 2014
Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
by m.c. phatback February 13, 2013
Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?
Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!
Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!
by m.c. phatback November 23, 2009
When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.
Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010