When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
by m.c. phatback July 08, 2014
Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?
by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013
When you really really have to take a shit so you're rushing to get home so you put the brown siren on top of your car to let everyone know to get out of your way.
Robert: Shit! Why did we have to go to the Indian restaurant on the other side of town. I don't think I'm gonna make it home. Put on the brown siren for fucks sake!
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010
Anna: Did you see the dress Olivia was wearing earlier. It looked like it came from an Orlando flea market!
Rob: The gaudacity!!
Rob: The gaudacity!!
by m.c. phatback October 02, 2011
When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
by m.c. phatback August 13, 2010