LDASM

An acronym for "Liberal Democrat Atheist who smokes marijuana" A deadly evil combination of lifestyle choices in present-day America.
That LDASM down the street voted for Obama, and hopefully won't do it again.
by M@77 J@M35 January 03, 2012
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Seaympathy

When someone feels bad for the people living in Seattle because of 2 reasons:

1. It is always cloudy and raining
2 and most importantly: it is where I-Carly takes place >.<
One of my friends is spending half the summer in Seattle. He has a 10-year-old brother who is unfortunate enough to grow up watching crappy new shows like iCarly, so I have great Seaympathy for them
by M@77 J@M35 August 06, 2012
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the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents
News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...
by M@77 J@M35 July 10, 2012
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burnout

Someone who was really popular in high school and college and spent those years as well as ages 21-29 partying, smoking weed and doing other drugs (including drinking a lot), having sex and hooking up, but after age 30 is a total asshole with a bad job, legal issues, health problems, and is usually not married or ever has a family. In other words, a burnout is what happens later in life to age 14-29 punk-ass guys and age 14-29 slut girls.
I am 15 years old and would much rather prefer being average or not popular in high school and college yet grow up to have a successful job and a good family instead of being really popular and the life of the party now yet becoming a total shithead or burnout later in adulthood.
by M@77 J@M35 June 15, 2011
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bifriendly

(BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like bipolar, except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.
(name): hey, did you see my new youtube video?

MS: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

(name): I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

MS: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

(name): why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
by M@77 J@M35 July 10, 2012
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pain in the ayn

Something that you don't like or is a pain in the ass, except it is worse than a pain in the ass, and is a pain deeper in your ass. "Ayn" is obviously short for anus.
A Day to Remember is a shitty band and their music is a pain in the ayn! I like real metal, not that emo-punk crap.
by M@77 J@M35 June 15, 2011
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lerancture

When someone (usually with authority) gives you a big lecture about something you did, but it sounds more like an angry rant that exaggerates your mistake.
A certain residential staff with the initials HB gave my friend a big lerancture only because he wasnt paying attention in that stupid unnecessary meeting in the dining hall. The tyrannical leader pissed everyone off, but was fun to watch at the same time.
by M@77 J@M35 July 10, 2012
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