thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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shonen ai

Literally means "boy love." Slash with an emphasis on "awwww . . . cute!" Not to be confused with yaoi, which is graphic male/male porn. Shonen ai is generally fluffy and not particularly explicit.
I read the most adorable shonen ai Harry Potter fanfiction the other day . . . It was Lupin/Sirius, set in their school days. They were playing wizard chess and wound up kissing. Lupin is so cute when he blushes!
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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mindfuck

1. To mess with someone's mind until they are quite confused.

2. A thankfully obscure type of porn that occasionally shows up in fanfiction where a penis is inserted into a hole drilled in someone's skull. No, don't go looking for this. It's scary.
1. She mindfucked him so badly that he commited suicide.

2. I read a Lucius/Draco mindfuck and then I threw up.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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tent

1.A portable shelter made of some sort of cloth stretched over a supporting framework of poles with ropes and pegs.

2. The adultfanfiction.net suggested abbreviation to be put in the summary of a story containing tentacle sex
1. When they went camping, they slept in a tent.

2. The summary for the story read "Buffy meets an interesting monster while patrolling. Anal, DP, Humill, Tent.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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Spander

In the Buffy fandom, a pairing between Spike and Xander.
Anna writes Spander, because she thinks Spike and Xander are destined to be together.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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lynxita

The godawful.net screen name of the most fantastically amazing person in existance. Namely, me. Also goes by lynx wings or Natalie.
Lynxita is fantasmic!
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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yuri

1. The femmeslash equivelant of yaoi. Explicit lesbian sex. Started in the anime fandoms, but can be applied to just about anything with girl/girl porn.
A summary for a yuri story might read:

Mai gets a new dildo and tries it out with Serenity. This story contains yuri.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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