Boooty

A hot ghost girl's butt.

Ghost 1: "Dude, check out that ghostly hottie near her tombstone!"
Ghost 2: "Whoa! She has a fine boooty."
Ghost 1: "Awww yeah."

by Lucas_JWF December 30, 2008

retarding

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009

Barneyphobia

Fear of Barney the purple dinosaur.

This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile.

by Lucas_JWF February 16, 2009

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

fart lusting

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

Cold Cup of Jones

A Cold Cup of Jones is a cold beverage in a coffee cup. It's milk with a few scoops of coffee ice cream blend together, topped with whip cream with blue sprinkles on top.

It's a hot day today. Whenever I feel hot, tired and thirsty, I make myself a nice Cold Cup of Jones.

by Lucas_JWF January 02, 2009

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009