Definitions by lucas_jwf

Inflatophobia 

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.

I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".

Inflatophobia by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009

lick my ass 

A song made by the rapper Papa Smurf. The flash cartoon The Smurfs: The Lost Episode (with the Lick My Ass music) is also popular on the albinoblacksheep website.

"Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?"
"Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!"

lick my ass by Lucas_JWF January 31, 2009

retarding 

Doing dumb things on purpose by a stupid person.

Quit retarding with the bottle caps and pass me a damn beer!

retarding by Lucas_JWF January 29, 2009

fart lusting 

Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy.

I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from across the room. Now quit your fart lusting or else i'll have to shove a cork up your butt!

fart lusting by Lucas_JWF January 15, 2009

fart wind

A dirty wind of farts. Lighting a match at it may cause serious fire disasters.

If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!

fart wind by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Oh God it smells 

A complaint of something smells really horrible.

Eww! Someone didn't flush their crap! Oh God it smells! Flush the damn toilet next time!

Oh God it smells by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

Fire in the Sky

A sweet concoction of soda, orange juice, and just a touch of grenadine.

Barkeep: "What'll be?"
Customer: "A Fire in the Sky. Stirred, and add ice."

Fire in the Sky by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009